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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via thatpsychowriter)

snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets, via lunatic-mermaid)

" Ugh, I hate stairs "
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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(Source: okaymad, via wherearemypancakes)

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timeywimeyhobbit:

tfios-changed-my-life:

"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

(via piercethe-doctor)

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